Where do I start??

Here is the complete list of rules for the event:

1. You must ride a bike 500+ miles in 4 days
2. You must ride in at least 2 states
3. See Rule #5.  HTFU.

Here are some basic facts about the ride:

1. You will wonder why you signed up for this stupid thing by the end of Day 1.
2. You will eat Mexican food.  A lot.
3. You may break a spoke.  Or 2.
4. Your beer to all other liquids consumed ratio will be roughly 1:1.
5. You will most likely flat. Maybe more than once.
6. It will be as hot as Hades on at least 1 day.
7. You’ll tell your friends about the adventure for years to come.
8. You may be asked to drink tequila out of a handgun.
9. Someone will get stung by something.  It might be you.
10. You will tell or listen to more stupid “butt” jokes than you have in your whole life.
11. It will rain so hard you will consider building an Ark on at least 1 day.
12. You will be yelled at by Mark Lampe.
13. On Day 5, you will actually miss riding your bike, but have no desire to sit on it.  At all.
14. You may start craving bad gas station food when the ride is over.
15. You will see some of the best scenery Wisconsin has to offer.
16. You will start planning for next year’s ride at the end of Day 4.

How about a few memorable quotes:

• “This water tastes like a fart”
• “Ask your Mom what a pervert is…”
• “Don’t lean your bike on my truck…”
• “Hey! Whoa! Wrong bed!!”

Maybe pictures are the best way to tell the story:

2013 Windy 500 planning starts today!  It will be bigger and badder than ever.  

www.windy500.com