Just like my FrankenBike, The Fetish has been many things, and can do all things: But it’s never been a… READ MORE
On August 17, 1999, I was run over by a van. I was on a motorcycle doing about 50 mph,… READ MORE
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved… READ MORE
Just throwing it out there… I have a shit-ton of jerseys, and I figured it would be really cool to… READ MORE
Golf is where it’s at! Look at John Daly – livin’ the dream. Sleep? Proper diet? Exercise? SUCKERS. Just… READ MORE
This is always my favorite time of the cycling season. Road racing is done and riding can be done for… READ MORE
About a week ago, I got a call at my desk from CNN. My first thought was: who is this… READ MORE
2014 Race #1: If you’re going to flat, wait until there’s a half a lap to go! Just sayin’.… READ MORE
Race #1 this weekend: Whitnall Park Spring Classic But who cares, the REAL action happens in August: Lampe’s Flatfest The 2014… READ MORE
Goodbye 2013. Good riddance. Yes, I had some fun on the bike. Put on almost exactly the same number of… READ MORE
One more minute riding inside and I might go Postal. This weather sucks. I’m keeping as much body hair as… READ MORE
My 2013 ToAD – here it is: Day 1: (Day 2 of ToAD actually, but for all of us who… READ MORE
My alarm went off at 4:20 this morning. I got up, got my gear on, loaded up my bike and… READ MORE
This is how you do it. Sprinting – you either have it, or you don’t… right? We’ve all watched the… READ MORE
Brothers and sisters, if you want to know how to do everything wrong – you’ve come to the right place!… READ MORE
Lance Armstrong – Hero. Superstar. Asshole. The non-cycling community has already moved on to the next celebrity car wreck. I… READ MORE
Alrighty, due to the awesome power of the World Wide Interwebs, the Networking Ride blog looks like a malware site… READ MORE
So, about 2 weeks ago, Blake asked me when we would be going to watch the “Halloween Race”. Each of… READ MORE
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was… READ MORE
Now what? I cranked up my training this year, made it through ToAD and the Windy 500, and then… nothing.… READ MORE
Many Of The Riders Who Could Inherit Lance Armstrong’s Tour De France Titles Aren’t Clean Either Tony Manfred | Aug. 24,… READ MORE
The 2012 Tour of America’s Dairyland has finally come and gone. I was fortunate enough to be able to race… READ MORE
For the past week or so, almost every one of my non-cycling friends has asked me about the latest allegations… READ MORE
Q: How fast can you do a 100 mile charity ride? A: Pretty fast. Saturday’s Trek 100 weather was near perfect; high… READ MORE
2012 Bone Ride. Done. May 23. 257 kilometers. 2 stops. It actually started with dinner at Tutto on Tuesday evening.… READ MORE
2012 – 1,519 miles, 2 road races and the first WORS race: DONE. Mountain bike racing is hard. Iola was… READ MORE
“I love to travel, but hate to arrive.”
~ Albert Einstein
Bikes, brothers, and the annual Ride of Stupidity. Fifteen years of the Windy 500 and counting.