Golf – fat guys and cancer sticks


Golf is where it’s at!  Look at John Daly – livin’ the dream.  Sleep? Proper diet? Exercise?  SUCKERS.   Just because I have barely ridden my bike lately and only slept occasionally is no reason for me to give up on my dreams of being a competitive athlete.  Seriously, look at that tank!


Had I known I could suck a Newport Menthol in competition, I’d have made the transition eons ago.

Gimme a cheeseburger already!


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