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9 Reasons Not To Miss The 2013 Windy 500

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Jason Kayzar

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164 days until the 2013 edition of the Windy 500 rolls…

This year, we’ve added a new twist: those in the know will know.

Why should you ride your bike 500 miles in 4 days?  Here are 9 reasons:

Sky
This is what you’ll see. Every day. For miles and miles and miles…
1 man's meal
All that riding will make you hungry and thirsty. So you’ll eat. And you’ll drink. As much as you can.
Flat 2
You’ll experience quality time with your friends while you learn the fine art of bicycle maintenance.
Farmer
You’ll sip from the finest wells in America. We called this one “Fart Water”.
Sign language
You’ll learn new languages and/or how to make PBR soup with your thighs.
Shots
Not enough Tequila in this town to make that woman pretty. But enough to make Jeremy wander around aimlessly for a few hours…
Hallway
Deluxe Super 8 accommodations
Flat 1
Friends, bike maintenance, blue skies, blah, blah, blah…
Ride
In the end, it’s really about the people and the ride.

One response to “9 Reasons Not To Miss The 2013 Windy 500”

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    Luke

    Reblogged this on Mountainbeering and commented:
    A great ride for our Great Lakes friends! “Beer, Bikes and Beer. Ride your ass off – laugh your ass off.”

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